Jack Feister is 7 years old. He has never held a job or rank.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I think it would be weird if Mom ate you.
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
Oh yeah? Well tell it to my dead lawyer!
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed, overheard from his toy room.
Jack likes this photo because he said it looks like his head is exploding.
I have to get my Yo-Yo so I don’t get bored while watching the fireworks.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
If I had 3 robots one would take care of Zoe, one would take care of me, and the other one I would kick in the butt.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
”I’m not one of those scaredy-cat kids that’s afraid of his own blood.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
What grade to I have to get to before I can learn how to blow things up?
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
I love you, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to punch you in the face.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
Life will be easier when I’m in 5th grade.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
Daddy, the dog is sweating all over me. No…wait, that’s my own spit.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
