Jack Feister is 7 years old. He has never held a job or rank.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Soundwave is silent but deadly. He’s like a robot fart.
Jack Feister, age 8, explaining Transformers Prime to his sister
I think I just swallowed a booger through my nose.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
”I know I don’t have heat vision because I tried and it didn’t work.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
A Lightsaber! Oh, come on! Robot’s can’t have lightsabers! That’s just cheating!
Jack Feister, age 8, watching 1980’s Transformers cartoon
Jack likes this photo because he said it looks like his head is exploding.
I have to get my Yo-Yo so I don’t get bored while watching the fireworks.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
If I had 3 robots one would take care of Zoe, one would take care of me, and the other one I would kick in the butt.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
I love you, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to punch you in the face.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
Feel my wrath! I have a lot of really bad wrath.
Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
