“The good thing about killing people in a game is that it’s easier than really killing people.”
—Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
January 2012
8 posts
“I wasn’t even lying that time.”
—Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“There’s always a final battle for battles.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“Can I tell them what to do?”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed, on being told he has 34 followers on his “website”
“This is one of the worst books I’ve ever read. It has more words than pictures.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“You should never take a cookie away from a girl.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“Space Godzilla is a criminal. He’s one of the Lesbians.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
