“If I had a Zombie dinner party we would probably just eat guts and blood.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
August 2011
13 posts
“I hate it when the elderly get old because then they just die.”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed.
“I could control mummies with my mind, if I had a helmet.”
— Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“I wish everything was free, except jewels.”
—Jack Feister, Age 7, unemployed
“Yeah, What I’m really concerned about is Aliens could be invading earth wearing human masks and clothes. You just can’t know.”
— Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed.
“If you spend you life saying a pretend “saying”, eventually it becomes a saying”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
That answer is easy, Mt. Butt.
“I wish the whole world were protected by robots. That would be the greatest day of my life.”
— Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed.
“Sonofabitch.”
— Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“I will strike you down with the sword of Awesome!”
—Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
“I’m not going to wash my hair with water I farted in.”
— Jack Feister, age 7, Unemployed
