March 2013
10 posts
“It’s not an allergy attack, it’s more like an allergy invasion.”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
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“I’m a candy eating machine! What did you expect me to do?”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed.
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“This movie is so funny it’s literally making me fart!”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
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“I think it would be weird if Mom ate you.”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
“Grandma, do people sell Plutonium?”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
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“Oh yeah? Well tell it to my dead lawyer!”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed, overheard from his toy room.
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“My butt says “Good morning.”
– Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed, shortly after he loudly broke wind while eating breakfast
alfworld asked: If you could pick one gift to receive from Santa, what would it be and why?
November 2012
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“”If I knew I’d get this much attention dressed as a Ninja Turtle...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
October 2012
4 posts
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“”Daddy! Come look at this rock!! It’s got spit all over it!!”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“Boy, the morning sure comes early some days.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
alfworld asked: How old is Godzilla and is he potty trained?
September 2012
9 posts
rikemice asked: Jack, I'm considering spending all my money — but I'm not sure if I should buy a helicopter or a monster truck. Both, of course, would have machine guns. Can you help?
michael2h asked: If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fought the Decepticons, who would win?
buckaroo76 asked: Hello Jack-If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?
““With which Ninja Turtle would he most like to be stranded on a desert...”
z0m8iemichael asked: Jack, do you think that Godzilla destroying Tokyo had anything to do with the start of the Zombie Apocalypse?
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“Soundwave is silent but deadly. He’s like a robot fart.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, explaining Transformers Prime to his sister
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“I think I just swallowed a booger through my nose.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“”I know I don’t have heat vision because I tried and it...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
August 2012
6 posts
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“A Lightsaber! Oh, come on! Robot’s can’t have lightsabers!...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, watching 1980’s Transformers cartoon
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“Sometimes I have a hard time even listening to myself.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“But if I listened to everything you said I’d just get more bored.”
– Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed
proofoffire asked: Jack, where can I get a monster defense kit?
“Did you see my sausage? Did you want to?”
– Jack Feister, age 8, in the bathtub
July 2012
8 posts
whitneyhsmith asked: Jack. My question is how did you get so awesome? - Whitney
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“You know, I just realized that these teeth have to last me the rest of my life....”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“I have a plan. Where can we get 200 pounds of Cotton Candy for $8? We’re...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“I’m not a child, I’m awesome!”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“”They’ll never take me alive.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed, muttered under his breath after seeing a line of school buses approaching from the opposite lane.
“”Waitaminute, you mean there’s really such a thing as an Ice Cream...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“I have to get my Yo-Yo so I don’t get bored while watching the fireworks.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
June 2012
3 posts
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“If I had 3 robots one would take care of Zoe, one would take care of me, and the...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“”I’m not one of those scaredy-cat kids that’s afraid of his...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“”There should be a “Son Day.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
May 2012
5 posts
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“What grade to I have to get to before I can learn how to blow things up?”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“The next play is about how there’s nothing more important than...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“I love you, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to punch you in the...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“Life will be easier when I’m in 5th grade.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“Feel my wrath! I have a lot of really bad wrath.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
April 2012
5 posts
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“Having “stuff” is better than having “memories.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
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“”Dinner beat me tonight. Well played, dinner.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“You know, I could kill a Green Lantern. I’d just hit him in the face with...”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“”Why do the things I don’t want to do always take so long to do?”
– Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed
“Sometimes if you fart too much you can break stuff.”
– Jack Feister, age 8, Unemployed 