Jack Feister is 7 years old. He has never held a job or rank.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s not an allergy attack, it’s more like an allergy invasion.
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
I’m a candy eating machine! What did you expect me to do?
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed.
This movie is so funny it’s literally making me fart!
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
I think it would be weird if Mom ate you.
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
Grandma, do people sell Plutonium?
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed
Oh yeah? Well tell it to my dead lawyer!
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed, overheard from his toy room.
My butt says “Good morning.
Jack Feister, age 9, unemployed, shortly after he loudly broke wind while eating breakfast
alfworld asked
If you could pick one gift to receive from Santa, what would it be and why?
It would be a magic sword because I just thought it would be cool to have a magic sword.
