Jack Feister, age 7, Unemployed

Jack Feister is 7 years old. He has never held a job or rank.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

What grade to I have to get to before I can learn how to blow things up?

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

The next play is about how there’s nothing more important than “love”, but that’s not true.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

I love you, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to punch you in the face.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

Life will be easier when I’m in 5th grade.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

Feel my wrath! I have a lot of really bad wrath.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

Having “stuff” is better than having “memories.

 Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

‎”Dinner beat me tonight. Well played, dinner.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

You know, I could kill a Green Lantern. I’d just hit him in the face with a yellow brick.

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

‎”Why do the things I don’t want to do always take so long to do?

Jack Feister, age 8, unemployed

Sometimes if you fart too much you can break stuff.

Jack Feister, age 8, Unemployed